Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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