I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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