Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
