Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
