Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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