But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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