Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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