Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
