got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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