Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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