What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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