I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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