The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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