I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
babies were throwing up all over the place
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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