So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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