Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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