can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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