now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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