I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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