The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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