It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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