just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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