glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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