I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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