But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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