At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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