forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Someone signed my nipple.
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