Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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