I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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