great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
