A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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