dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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