Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
