i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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