Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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