this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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