But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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