I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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