those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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