Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You pole danced in your parka.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm bleeding and have questions
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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