dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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