4 words: hood of his car
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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