The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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