You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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