i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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