Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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