But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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