Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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