This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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