Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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