worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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