I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my sisters under your porch take her home
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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