Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Are we still banned from the library?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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