In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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